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kool aid and frozen pizza


Hi, I'm Emily.
I'm the sexually frustrated loser.
I love my best friends, longboarding, naked men, things that are not good for me, very nice cars, cats, my two baby cousins, and cats.
Nice to meet you.



"Who gives a fuck about your first love? Give a big round of applause for your second love, because they taught you that love still exists after you thought it never could again."





eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”


May 21st at 6PM / via: mstoker / op: tokiyas / 20,274 notes

cumaeansibyl:

Ruby Rhod is one of my favorite characters in sci-fi ever because he is Luc Besson’s vision of the hetero sex symbol of the future: a flamboyant, emotionally labile man who wears skin-tight leopard print or decks himself in roses, a man who accessorizes with big jewelry and dabbles in cosmetics. And the ladies love him. Everything about him screams “gay” according to our stereotypes, but he’s portrayed as a 100% straight sexual dynamo.

Besson is one of the few directors I’ve seen who actually recognizes that our ideas of sexuality and gender performance might have changed drastically in the future.


May 21st at 6PM / via: somnolencee / op: shikseh / 8,190 notes

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.



May 11th at 6PM / via: leisurelyy / op: ven0moth / 80,521 notes
ven0moth:

no iphone

ven0moth:

no iphone


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